Words, Words, Words

"Finally my father yielded, although it was agreed that Sammy Davis, Junior, Junior must don a special shirt that Father would have fabricated, which would say: OFFICIOUS SEEING-EYE BITCH OF HERITAGE TOURING.
This was so she would appear professional."

Everything is Illuminated
by Jonathan Safran Foer



August 23
itsalwayssunny: Charlie: Hey Dennis! Dee!Dennis: Guys! Hey…Charlie: Hey how’s it going?Dennis: Good!Dee: Oh yeah!Dennis: We’re puttin’ a couple things together lately.Dee: Mmhm.Dennis: Hey uh, are you guys holding?Mac: Holding what?Dee: Wh— w—…Dennis: Do you have any money? Please?Charlie: Oh, um…Dennis: I just need a little bit of money.Dee: Charlie! Charlie wait! Charlie wait!Dennis: No! Mac: Driver. We’re done here. My god, I love this episode.

itsalwayssunny:

Charlie: Hey Dennis! Dee!
Dennis: Guys! Hey…
Charlie: Hey how’s it going?
Dennis: Good!
Dee: Oh yeah!
Dennis: We’re puttin’ a couple things together lately.
Dee: Mmhm.
Dennis: Hey uh, are you guys holding?
Mac: Holding what?
Dee: Wh— w—…
Dennis: Do you have any money? Please?
Charlie: Oh, um…
Dennis: I just need a little bit of money.
Dee: Charlie! Charlie wait! Charlie wait!
Dennis: No!

Mac: Driver. We’re done here.

My god, I love this episode.